Little West Wing Moment: The President Wants Altitude
& josh and toby are nerds (41/∞)
TOBY Here's what it should be. [Will beings to type] In a triumph
of the middling, a nod to mediocrity, and with gorge rising,
it gives me great nausea to announce Robert Russell -
Bingo Bob himself - as your new Vice President. WILL This lapdog of mining interests is as dull as he is
unremarkable. TOBY As lacklustre as he is soporific... WILL Good. TOBY This reversion to the mean... WILL This rebuke to the exemplary... TOBY Gives hope to the millions unfavoured by the exceptional... WILL Yes. TOBY The Vice Presidency, being famously once described as
not being worth a warm bucket of spit; let's now hock a
big loogie for Bob Russell. Not the worst. Not the best.
Just what we're stuck with.